All I want for Christmas is fertility

In the spirit of the holidays, I bring to you one more take off a popular Christmas song infertility-style. This is the last one, I promise.

All I want for Christmas
is my fer-til-i-ty,
my fer-til-i-ty,
where's my pro-gen-y?

Gee, if I could only
have my fer-til-i-ty,
then I could conceive
and no longer be childless.

I've never, ever been able to say,
"Two blue lines on a home pregnancy test!"
Gosh oh gee, how happy I'd be,
if I could only get a 'yes'!

All I want for Christmas
is my fer-til-i-ty,
my fer-til-i-ty,
where's my pro-gen-y?

Gee, if I could only
have my fer-til-i-ty,
then I could say,
"The IVF was a success!"

OK, so lyric-writer, I'm not, but in my attempts to find the lighter side of infertility, I had to give it another go.

I hope everyone has a blessed holiday and may visions of embryos dance in your heads.